The finance app that roasts your spending before it roasts your future.
RoastReceipt turns messy spending into weekly AI roast cards, shareable social visuals, and redemption prompts that actually move money toward savings.
Manual upload beta first for receipts, exports, and screenshots.
Plaid-linked dashboards are next in line for live account sync.
Weekly roast cards are formatted to be posted, not hidden.
Premium persona voices turn every recap into a sharper bit.
Redemption prompts push cash into savings after every bad decision.
This week's headline
“$84 on iced matcha. Savings balance: emotionally unavailable.”
Top damage
Delivery +42%
Three “quick meals” cost more than your grocery run.
Redemption move
Auto-save $20 now
Buy back a fraction of your self-respect immediately.
Share layer
9:16 roast visual ready for TikTok, Reels, and group chat evidence.
Premium voice
“The Disappointed Mother” says your coffee habit is a cry for help with foam art.
Spending clarity
See the damage fast. Understand the pattern faster.
RoastReceipt makes your weekly spending legible before it makes it funny. Upload first, connect Plaid next, and get a running view of the habits draining your cash.
Recurring damage
Food delivery
Budget mood
Chaotic neutral
Recovery score
+1 smart move
Weekly roast cards
The recap lands like content, not homework.
Every week ends with one sharp summary, one viral line, and one obvious spending story.
Persona voices
Switch from ruthless strategist to disappointed parent to calm monk.
Redemption prompts
Turn the joke into a small savings action before the next bad habit wins again.
How it works
Brutal clarity. Then a better move.
01
Upload your spending mess
Start with receipts, exports, or screenshots. The beta is optimized for speed, not ceremony.
02
Get your weekly roast card
The AI calls out the pattern, writes the line, and packages it like a recap worth sharing.
03
Pick a redemption arc
Save a little, change a habit, or tap into a partner offer that helps you recover with intent.
Launch pricing
Start free. Upgrade when you want the full character study.
Early access keeps the choice simple: one free entry point and one premium layer for people who want deeper roasts and sharper recovery nudges.
Free Roast
$0Start here
For people who need a wake-up call before they need a spreadsheet.
Premium Voices
$4.99/month
Unlock coach personas, deeper breakdowns, and first access to Plaid sync.
FAQ
Straight answers for financially reckless adults.
Ready to be called out productively?
Join the waitlist before your next impulse purchase lands.
Early users get the first roast drops, first premium voice packs, and first access to the Plaid-linked dashboard rollout.